Windows XP Easter Egg - Windows Speaks Slang

1. Go to control panel
2. Open up the "speech" properties
3. In the preview box, type "Crotch"
4. Press "preview voice"

Instead of saying "crotch", the voice will say "Crow's nest".

Parameters that may be irrelevant:
I'm using Windows XP SP2 native, and the voice i'm using is Microsoft Sam

User Rating:
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Contributed By: Formaldehyde on 08-22-2006
Reviewed By: racedogg2, Silent_Assassin
Special Requirements: Windows XP, with speech installed
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By typing crotch microsoft sam will say 'crow's nest' (it's a pic of a dutch computer) Speech Properties Window in English Crows Nest
By typing crotch microsoft sam will say 'crow's nest' (it's a pic of a dutch computer) Speech Properties Window in English Crows Nest

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Comments

Huntron writes:
In Microsoft Sam, set the speed on fast and hold repeat one letter. This isn't an easter egg, but he makes some very interesting noises.
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it works lol
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Jalex writes:
Buy the way if you put "soy" or "soi" into it it makes a random noise.
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oxodunk writes:
and if you put mi, it says my else
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clovervidia writes:
Actually, when you type mi, he says "miles"
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nibbsy writes:
I just tried the soy thing. weird. also, Sammy boy says all of the abbreviations as real words eg; mr. cm km
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mornmore writes:
Hilarious! Sam knows how to say one mi. and Mb, but not nm. Maybe he needs to go back to school.
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eggfinder writes:
If you are not English just set the voice to slow so that you can hear him.
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Chris writes:
You must select Microsoft Sam as the voice for this to work.
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Zogwarg writes:
it might be my imagination but spelling bi, by, bie, or bye makes it say a Dreadful "die" (if you spell biee you get a completely different sound).
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