Simpsons, The Easter Egg - Hidden Message to People with No Life

In the episode where Homer gets condemned by TV - can't quite remember the title of the episode, but it's a classic. At the end, the TV show that's been hounding him prints an apology on screen. They print about 100 apologies, but scroll them faster than you can read them. V. amusing. You read them with freeze-frame, and they're quite funny. There's also a message: "If you're reading this - get a life".

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Contributed By: Anonymous on 12-02-1999
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PodunkWolf writes:
The following is a complete list of what is posted on the screen: - "Peoples' Choice Awards" _is_ America's greatest honor. - Styrofoam is not made from kittens. - The UFO was a paper plate. - The nerds on the Internet are not geeks. - The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself. - The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod. - Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam. - If you are reading this, you have no life. - Roy Rogers was not buried in his horse. - The other UFO was an upside down salad spinner. - Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything. - Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes. - Our viewers are not pathetic sexless food tubes. - Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds. - The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang. - Salt water does not chase the thirsties away. - Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger. - Cats do not eventually turn into dogs. - Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys. - Recycling does not deplete the ozone. - Everything is 10% fruit juice. - The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream. - Janet Reno is evil. - V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline. - Ted Koppel is a robot. - Women aren't from Venus and men aren't form Mars. - Fleiss does floss. - Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures. - Bart is bad to the bone. - Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him. - The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions. - The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home. - Everyone on TV is better than you. - The people who are writing this have no life.
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Drunk Conker writes:
In U.K it's a bit different and here are the 5 differences: Marge Simpson did NOT inherit homers D.N.A upon Marriage A Plum floating in Perfume in a mans hat is NOT edible Homer is NOT bigger than jesus Homer is wider than jesus Cuba never gave back the trillion dollars
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fish_n_chips writes:
The episode is called 'homer badman'. It's the one with homer being wrongly accused with sexual harrasment, and it's on the simpsons crime and punishment video
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Jd1135 writes:
Thank you 'PodunkWolf'...I never would have had the patience to figure all of those out :-)
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PJSpikes writes:
yeah... the paper when Bart destroys Bush's memoirs says "Quale" one line above "embarrassment." I found it very amusing.
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EeggHead writes:
Homer, after reading the fast-scrolling retractions, says "Ted Koppel is a robot." I guess it is in there. They are pretty funny. I can't remember too Godfrey Jones the host of the show, or was he in another episode? I remember Homer asking God something, and the phone rang, and the man introduced himself saying, "This is God...frey Jones..." Can someone tell me is this was the same episode.
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matthew writes:
yes Egghead it was the same episode
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vonbontee writes:
That's right EegHhead, that is indeed Godfrey Jones. And don't forget Bart's line, something like "V-8 juice DOESN'T contain motor oil!"
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stinkinsac writes:
Thats pretty you know what the piece of paper says that flies in front of the screen on the episode when George Bush moves in. Its the part where Bart destroys his memoirs
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