Pegasus Mailer Easter Egg - Joke Page

lol, nice egg. For those of you who don't have this program, here's the funniest part of the help page: Signs seen around the world Dreaded veal cutlet -- On the menu of a Chinese Restaurant. "Stop: drive sideways." -- Detour sign seen in Kyushi, Japan When the passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, tootle him with vigour -- On the driver instructions in a Japanese rental car. "Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion." -- Seen on the menu of a Polish hotel Cream dognuts -- Seen on the menu of a Belgian hotel.