Xetec Printer Enhancer Easter Egg - Adventure "Game"

Hold down the SELECT and COPY buttons on the unit while you apply power to it. The following message should then be printed on the printer:

"...you awake and find yourself in a cramped room with odds and ends lying about. What will you do?"

Press any of the five buttons on the unit's face (implying some response to the above question, apparently), and you'll get additional messages. For example:

Press CLEAR and you get "You step to an encrusted window and clear a small area with your hand. Peering through, you sight a feeble man looking through an encrusted window."

Press PAUSE and you get "Pausing for a while does not seem like a good idea. Besides, you'd better find some food before you whither and die!"

Press FONT and you get "Upon investigating, you find a printer all alone on the floor printing 'All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy'
'All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy'
(ad infinitum)"